Who Let The Frog Out

[ti:Big Weenie] [ar:Eminem] [al:Encore] [by:LRC歌词网 lrcgc.com] [offset:500] [00:00.00]Eminem - Big Weenie [00:02.34]I don't understand [00:04.60]Why are you being so mean? [00:07.55]You're mean mean man [00:11.17] [00:11.50]You are just jealous of me [00:12.68]Cuz you, you just can't do what I do [00:14.39]So instead of just admitting it [00:16.02]You walk around and say [00:17.10]All kinds of really mean things [00:18.70]About me cuz you're a meanie, a meanie [00:21.70]But it's only cuz you're [00:22.77]Just really jealous of me [00:24.11]Cuz I'm what you want to be [00:25.48]So you just look like an idiot [00:27.08]When you say these mean things [00:28.36]Cuz it's too easy to see [00:29.65]You're just a really big weenie, big weenie [00:32.56] [00:33.24]Alright listen, I need you to focus [00:35.76]I need you to go dig deep in your mind, this is important [00:38.78]We are going to perform an experiment of the sorts [00:41.27]I'm going to have to ask you to bear with me for a moment [00:44.27]Now I need you to open your mind-your eyes close them [00:47.12]You are now about to be placed under my hypnosis [00:49.87]For the next four and a half minutes [00:51.66]We are going to explore into your mind [00:53.26]To find out why you're so fuckin' jealous [00:55.37]Now why did they make Yoo-Hoo? [00:56.86]Hippity ga-ga boo-boo [00:58.16]Psych, I'm kidding [00:58.96]I just wanted to see if you're still listenin' [01:00.87]Ok, now I need your undivided attention [01:03.61]Sir I have a question [01:05.04]Why do I always sense this undeniable tension [01:07.84]From the moment that I enter into the room [01:10.20]It gets all quiet and whispers [01:11.92]Whenever theres conversation, why am I always mentioned? [01:14.77]I've been dying to ask, it's been itchin' at me [01:17.00]Is it just because [01:17.73]You are just jealous of me [01:19.19]Cuz you, you just can't do what I do [01:20.78]So instead of just admitting it [01:22.47]You walk around and say [01:23.59]All kinds of really mean things [01:25.07]About me cuz you're a meanie, a meanie [01:28.17]But it's only cuz you're [01:29.12]Just really jealous of me [01:30.65]Cuz I'm what you want to be [01:31.93]So you just look like an idiot [01:33.41]When you say these mean things [01:34.86]Cuz it's too easy to see [01:36.16]You're just a really big weenie, big weenie [01:39.78]Alright now I, I just flubbed a line [01:42.28]I was going to say something extremely important [01:44.67]But I forgot who or what it was, I fucked up [01:48.00]Psych, I'm kidding again you idiot, no I didn't [01:50.49]That's just what you wanted to hear from me [01:52.08]Is that I fucked up ain't it? [01:53.55]But I can bust one take without lookin' at no paper [01:56.34]It doesn't take a bunch of takes [01:57.66]Or me to stand here in this booth all day [01:59.35]For me to say the truth, ok? [02:00.76]You're droolin, you have tooth decay [02:02.20]Your mouth is open, you're disgusting [02:03.66]What the fuck you eat for lunch [02:04.92]A bunch of sweets or something, what? [02:06.28]You munch a bunch of Crunch 'N Munch? [02:07.74]Your tooth is rotten to the gum [02:08.97]Your breath stinks, wanna chew some gum? [02:10.58]Yes I do sir, what am I on? [02:11.85]You sir are on chew syrum [02:13.23]Marshall I'm so jealous of you [02:14.70]Please say you won't tell nobody [02:16.09]I'd be so embarrassed, I'm just absolutely terrified [02:18.74]That someone's gonna find out why I'm saying [02:20.50]All these terrible, evil and awful mean things [02:22.91]It's my own insecurity! [02:24.31]You are just jealous of me [02:25.40]Cuz you, you just can't do what I do [02:27.24]So instead of just admitting it [02:28.87]You walk around and say [02:30.01]All kinds of really mean things [02:31.44]About me cuz you're a meanie, a meanie [02:34.64]But it's only cuz you're [02:35.62]Just really jealous of me [02:37.03]Cuz I'm what you want to be [02:38.40]So you just look like an idiot [02:39.94]When you say these mean things [02:41.20]Cuz it's too easy to see [02:42.59]You're just a really big weenie, big weenie [02:46.14]Alright now we, we're going to conduct [02:48.73]That experiment that we were talking about earlier [02:51.46]Just to see what a frog looks like when it takes two hits of ecstasy [02:54.82]Cuz that's exactly what your eyes look like, want to check to see? [02:57.67]Here's a mirror, notice the resemblence here? [02:59.95]Wait, let me put these sun glasses on [03:01.56]Now look in this mirror, how about now? [03:03.79]What do you have in common? [03:05.28]You're both green with envy [03:06.57]and look like idiots with sunglasses on 'em [03:08.71]You look like I sound like singing about weenies [03:11.41]Now take my weenie out of your mouth [03:13.23]This is between me and you, I know you're not happy [03:16.30]I know you'd much rather see me [03:17.73]lying in the corner of a room somewhere crying [03:20.56]Curled up in a ball tweeked out of my mind dying [03:23.26]There is no denying that my weenie is much bigger than yours is [03:26.79]Mine is like sticking a banana between two oranges [03:29.59]Why you even doing this to yourself, it's pointless [03:32.38]Why do we have to keep on going through this, this is tortuous [03:35.59]My point is this [03:36.85]That if you say mean things, weenie will shrink [03:39.60]Now I fogot what the chorus is, your just is... [03:42.12]You are just jealous of me [03:43.11]Cuz you, you just can't do what I do [03:44.87]So instead of just admitting it [03:46.49]You walk around and say [03:47.64]All kinds of really mean things [03:49.07]About me cuz you're a meanie, a meanie [03:52.21]But it's only cuz you're [03:53.21]Just really jealous of me [03:54.59]Cuz I'm what you want to be [03:56.01]So you just look like an idiot [03:57.53]When you say these mean things [03:58.80]Cuz it's too easy to see [04:00.17]You're just a really big weenie, big weenie [04:22.55]END 九酷音乐网 http://www.9ku.com提供