唐老鸭新编

[ti:唐老鸭新编] [ar:廖健] [al:时事播报乱劈财] [by:河马] [00:00.77]歌曲：唐老鸭新编 [00:06.17]歌手：廖健 [00:09.45]歌词编辑：河马 [00:10.03]啊... ...嗦嘎 [00:15.03]呀... ...啊有锐顶。 [00:19.73]话说唐老鸭小名唐二娃 [00:21.65]一天到黑东跨西跨 [00:23.65]游手好闲乱打冲拳 [00:25.58]十处打了九处在的超级讨人闲 [00:27.82]隔壁子阴沟 [00:28.65]我堵 我堵 [00:29.87]对门子的烟囱 [00:30.89]我堵 我堵 [00:31.91]烽火煤的眼眼 [00:32.71]我堵 我堵 [00:33.74]王老娘的后门 [00:34.71]我堵 我堵 [00:37.47]机...机枪眼眼你去堵嘛 [00:40.60] [00:40.96]打自让我下岗在家有点清闲 [00:41.83]才旧年的说的轻巧身上缺钱 [00:43.57]打点小麻将吃点麻辣汤 [00:44.56]不做不想甩手甩脚混到一年 [00:47.50]裤儿烂起洞洞 [00:48.92]我补 我补 [00:49.71]牙齿稀起缝缝 [00:50.62]我补 我补 [00:51.62]肾虚我吃串串 [00:52.77]我补 我补 [00:53.66]瘦得就像干仙 [00:54.64]我补 我补 [00:56.09]呵...你你娃钱都没得你补个喘喘 [01:00.09]呵哈要整跨 整跨 整跨要整跨 [01:03.87]呵哈要整跨 整跨 整跨要整跨 [01:08.18]我妈说我小的时候长得非乖 [01:09.94]长大以后莽楚楚的穿得非歪 [01:11.98]有了婆娘一脚就把老的抓开 [01:14.11]回家吃了妈老汗我是应该 [01:15.93]追求什么我都不想我说拜拜 [01:18.09]出门没人理我 [01:18.97]活该 活该 [01:20.13]病了没人看我 [01:20.94]活该 活该 [01:22.13]老了没人管我 [01:23.13]活该 活该 [01:25.28]算算了 把我整得稀烂我可以改啥 [01:40.56]再说唐二娃发誓要变化 [01:42.66]衣装成钱头发梳得油光水滑 [01:44.66]崭新面貌走进市场 [01:46.53]猪儿壮不怕宰赶追赶杀 [01:48.67]婆婆要过马路 [01:50.44]我帮 我帮 [01:51.13]汽车上坡熄火 [01:52.39]我帮 我帮 [01:53.06]朋友着人欺负 [01:54.01]我帮 我帮 [01:54.84]朋友婆娘生娃儿 [01:55.68]我帮 我帮 [01:57.18]呵...呢呢哥我都帮不到忙了 [02:01.22]他们说的我很帅妹妹都想爱 [02:02.91]头顶一喔白菜腰拴一根海带 [02:04.90]就像人家电影头的东方不败 [02:06.35]一找骗子才晓得贪色二赖 [02:09.13]我要追求新潮 [02:09.87]我热 我热 [02:11.13]头发染成绿毛 [02:11.97]我热 我热 [02:13.26]卡拉OK乱嚎 [02:14.14]我热 我热 [02:15.12]舞厅里面烧烤 [02:15.92]我热 我热 [02:17.23]哦也迈蔗儿根嘎 我晕 [02:22.21]呵哈要整跨 整跨 整跨要整跨 [02:25.96]呵哈要整跨 整跨 整跨要整跨 [02:30.23]奋了半身转来一看有点悲哀 [02:31.94]高的不成底不就病起又还衰 [02:34.07]赶得男人苦累死你活该 [02:36.02]没有那么多门槛堆在你面前 [02:37.93]出非让我耍朋友着挨金花开 [02:40.14]想住生意头一盘脚麻跟到栽 [02:42.03]心头都想偷起汽车拿起卖 [02:44.28]二道吃吗难得都在派出所去呆 [02:46.09]唐二娃你娃又超转去了说！ [02:50.14]呵哈要整跨 整跨 整跨要整跨 [02:53.91]呵哈要整跨 整跨 整跨要整跨 [02:58.21]